Viola

An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.

There's a lot more violin concerti than Viola concerti because Violas aren't as good as violins.

by Charlie March 26, 2005

viola beach

A band from the UK that dove off a bridge in Sweden for no apparent reason and all fuckin died.

Man, have you heard of that new band viola beach? Well they all fuckin died and then got ran over by an oil tanker

by Chandler Jones is cool May 29, 2016

viola

n.- a coffin with the dead person on the outside

-Did you hear about the dyslexic mortician last week?
-Yea, i heard he made another violist

by Anonymous September 28, 2004

Viola

A big violin, invented in order to make violins feel like they're any good.

Violin 1: Hey dude, you know what's the difference between a viola and a vacuum cleaner?
Violin 2: I don't, what is it?
Violin 1: You have to turn the vacuum cleaner ON before it can SUCK

by PerMusicalShnookie August 13, 2015

Viola

A) A sad, disappointing, and embarassing instrument played by sad, disappointing, and embarassing people. A chainsaw would fare better in a string quartet than this monstrosity.
B) An abbreviated term for "viola player" or "violist," often used casually in school orchestras

A) Person 1: "Hey, Derrick, look at that pile of shit on the ground."
Person 2: "Naw man, that's a viola."

B) Cellist: "Have you heard the violas?! They're shit!"
Violinist: "I know. I hope they don't have any solis in our next piece."

by Heathvixen November 1, 2022

viola

1. what you say when you do something right, pronounced wa-la! Italian or Latin in origin I thinks

2. an instrument, like a small violin, but sounds kinda like a cello. go figure.

1. Viola! I have finished my model car.

2. Jerry plays the viola in band class.

by zomgwtflolbbq February 22, 2008

Musical Violation

This is there you are Violated with a Musical Instrument

Holy Shit Dude That A Musical Vilation .... hmmmm .... feels good though

by Rufus May 26, 2004