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Vaginal Trespassing

The act of one male involuntarily crossing the path of a women's vaginal slit after clearly being told and given hints that it is for nobody to go inside, or mess with. Often referred to as unintentional rape, or in often cases molester. Consequences may include pregnancy, damaged vaginal canals, and in often cases aids.
"I told Michael he was not allowed inside of my Juicy, tight, wet pussy. He ignored me and beat my pussy up worse than a punching bag." He was later charged by the police with Vaginal Trespassing, and was found with aids.
by cockthrone July 22, 2014
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vagine sign

A "tramp stamp"-like tattoo located on a woman's neck, often associated with easy access to said woman's vagina.
Guy 1: "Man I really wanna get laid tonight!"
Guy 2: "How bout that girl over there? She's got a vagine sign".
by Eric Bischoff2 November 22, 2009
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Vaginal Air

One whose personal aroma is notably Vagina
She fucks so much, She indeed maintains a permanant Vaginal Air
by Colonel Whetherton March 13, 2011
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Wine Vagine

The female version of 'Whiskey Dick'. It is when a woman drinks a lot of pinot and then complains so much, you no longer wanna fuck her. This definition was made famous by comedian Nimesh Patel.
She had a bad case of wine vagine, so I had to put her to bed and jerk off.
by Nissssy April 28, 2023
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Vaginal Hook

When you're fingering a girl and they try to get away so you hook them in the vagina, and they can't go anywhere.
My friend was fingering a girl and she tried to leave, and he vaginal hooked the girl.
by Vaginal Hook October 3, 2016
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Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.
John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."
by darfielg December 13, 2014
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Vaginal crayfish

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs
TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!
by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018
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