venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Tresemme, Serena Serenade, Venus Salome<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Tresemme, Serena Serenade, Venus Salome<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Tresemme, Serena Serenade, Venus Salome<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 11, 2025

Mars and Venus

Used to describe a person's shit internet connection as if they are in an entirely different planet.

A: We've finished the game
B: Lmao he still hasn't finished loading! Is he from Mars and Venus?

by ChingDim February 3, 2022

Venus / dracomalfoysbiggesthater

They are a tiktok user that gets shipped with draco malfoy / tom felton (drenus) and they love pickles and bananas

Wow did u see Venus / dracomalfoysbiggesthater new tiktok?

by MidariShiba March 5, 2021

Venus

The definition of beauty, the definition of ATTRACTIVE.

A really hot person
A really cute person B)

A really handsome person
A really well rounded individual

What I define as perfection
An amazing Human being

A significance to my life B) Venus

by Digiorno Pizza March 26, 2022

Axel, Enzo, Angel, Venus, Serena Gallo Fumero Williams Are A No Fly Zone For Metallurgy

Axel, Enzo, Angel, Venus, Serena Gallo Fumero Williams Are A No Fly Zone For Metallurgy

Axel, Enzo, Angel, Venus, Serena Gallo Fumero Williams Are A No Fly Zone For Metallurgy

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

venus

venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming, did its people want too much too? did its people want to much?

venus? what's that?

-oh you didn't know? mitski invented a whole new planet, just for us
oh i see
-well then... nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody

by meliza1234567890 July 14, 2022