urban dictionary

A site where users attempt to mock and explain everyone and thing in life, under the guise of cynical quasi-intellectualism.

It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
Urban Dictionary shows us we're all just a type, no matter how hard we try to escape or deny it.
by Nobody0000 September 16, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

A website where one can either get references to sex, or helpful definitions, but usually the first one.
Poor Soul: I looked up monkey on the internet, and apparently it’s a name for the female genitalia.
Me: Urban Dictionary?
Poor Soul: Yep.
by SkyrimAndHerPeople October 27, 2019
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Urbane Dictionary

The exact opposite of the 'Urban Dictionary'. If such a website existed, it would have the definitions of 'posh' or 'sophisticated' words within it.

The closet example I could find was 'www.oldedictionary.com'
Urbane Dictionary Dewd: Thou is but a grovelling horeson!

Urban Dewd: Sheeeeet! U bin reiding dat 'urbane dickshunary' agein?
by Naname August 27, 2012
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Urban Dictionary

A shitty website.

It's only successful because the founder of the site works for Google and added coding on Google to make Urban Dictionary appear on just about any Google search you make.

Ass-rapes you with pop-up ads if viewed in Internet Explorer. Should only be visited using Firefox with Ad-Block Plus.
Notice all the good, clever, and useful definitions on Urban Dictionary were written before 2005? Every new definition looks and reads like they were all written by 5th-graders.
by get this shit off google December 25, 2009
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The Urban Dictionary

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.
"What's the definition of accountable?"
"I don't know, let me check the Urban Dictionary,"
by andioop1234 October 04, 2019
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urban dictionary

an old website that died out.
why are you even here lol
dang. this man uses urban dictionary like you and me. what a loser.
by teevee2 August 07, 2020
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