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utilityologist

A person who does a forensic audit of a business' last 5 years of utility bills at no cost to them.
Rick, the Utilityologist just got me thousands of dollars back from the Utility company
by PJ LeTip July 4, 2018
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utilitous

adj.

useful for intended purpose; the property of having utility; functional.
Due to improvements in design, the prototype is now utilitous.

Johnny's new crutches are much more utilitous than the last.

The mule was very utilitous until his unfortunate demise.
by Chicken Pizza January 30, 2019
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utiliffiti

Colorful, rune-like, hand-drawn markings that indicate the presence of current or future public utilities underneath on pavement or asphalt.
The utiliffiti spread out across the corner and intersection, portending water lines and electrical cables with an inadvertently artistic flair.
by fabralind January 25, 2022
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MINI Unfiltered

One of the biggest Facebook car clubs based around Mini Coopers. Usually has some civil talk (most of the civil talk is in Modified Minis group)

But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.

On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.

Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.

Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
Man, did you see that meme Brandon made on MINI Unfiltered about why the N14 is bad? That shit was Fuego.
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018
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utility cock

Much like a vibrator, a utility cock is someone's dick you use simply for pleasure. Kind of like a use it and lose it until you need it again kind of thing.
"Hey Jess, you seeing Marc again tonight?"

"Yeah, he's sort of like my utility cock if you will."
by BonerDonor December 4, 2009
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Stewie Griffin: the untold story!

The name of the new family guy movie due for release September 27, 2005. I heard it was pretty damn good. Going straight to dvd.
It's about how stewie sees a guy on tv that looks just like him. Convinced this guy is his real dad, Stewie travels the country to find him.
by Adrian September 5, 2005
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Utilitarianism

A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.
People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.
by DesPERRYado November 1, 2004
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