twitter

The legal form of stalking another human being with out penalty.

Following a celebrity reading every piece of information they expose to the world on their twitter page.

by Captain Jackass April 23, 2011

twitter

social media platform for sex offenders

jesus fucking christ twitter is a cesspool

by zanek111 November 11, 2020

Twitter

Twitter is a "social" media website that, although claiming to be pro free speech, is mostly filled with alt left and alt right trolls. Founded in 2004, Twitter became a breeding ground for the two party establishment, filled with far left trolls ready to cancel out other users and far right trolls bragging about how "superior" the white race is(really, it isn't).

Twitter is part of the big social media alliance, a group of anti libertarian, anti free speech,and anti free will social media websites.

DON'T USE TWITTER!

by Libertypedia May 22, 2023

Twitter

A hellhole filled with gays and dream stans. Do anything on there and you will be cancelled.

Man 1: I use twitter
Man 2: wtf ew

by KAINEBLoX November 24, 2021

Twitter

Twitter is a social media network where users creat accounts to post things like buisness information, personal matters, and sports updates... Not drama.

I love twitter

by Trey vogt July 27, 2016

twitter

mental illness

twitter bad

by LukeDaNoob April 8, 2021

Twitter

A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!

Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'

by Alexander_Banks November 7, 2011