To have the roof tiled with tarts

To be extremely wealthy.

I want to have the roof tiled with tarts

by Vhemo May 5, 2018

turdsandwich

Some one who nobody likes or some one who hangs around when they are not wanted and they almost all the time have a shitty haircut and can't be called just a turd but a turdsandwich. O yeah they smell too

why is that turdsandwhich follow me all over the place with that turdsandwich of a haircut. wow no one likes that turdsandwich of a man. I do not like turdsandwiches Sam Iam

by Bradford Dearstine May 31, 2006

Gerbil Turds

Chocolate Covered Raisins, movie snack bar staples, not to be confused with squirrel turds

Dude, bring me back some Gerbil Turds
and a trash can of Orvilles

by [Wuffageeter] May 25, 2007

mouse turds

The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.

Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.

Try cleaning off the mouse turds.

by col.panik June 15, 2011

Spicy Turdstorm

The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.

Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!

Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.

by ADallasCowboy July 22, 2013

Playing Gran Turismo

In short, "Playing Gran Turismo" refers to driving while high, or blazed, if you will. The effect of the weed gives one the impression that one is indeed playing the popular video game Gran Turismo.

Guy #1: Nice Bowl, bro.

Guy #2: Lets go cruising. I wanna go Playing Gran Turismo.

by Tokyo Tourer April 3, 2008

SNL turds

No such word, only reason you're looking here is because some person with no personality can't laugh at funny things/people.

SNL Turds? Hmm I don't know what you're talking about, go watch your A&E Biography's.

by Oz January 20, 2005