Turtles

i like turtles

Turtles are very fast.

by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 15, 2016

Turtleboy

A black guy who loves turtles and white poon.

Check dat Turtleboy over there wit dat short white bitch and dat turtle

by Guy Willy August 8, 2016

Turtles

The most beautiful living creature are turtles

I like turtles

by ArceusGods December 24, 2016

turtles

Worse than llamas because llamas are awesome.

turtles are noobier than llamas

by Acritus April 20, 2017

turtles

A game played in the car where the windows are rolled up and the fresh air vent is closed, then 1 or more (preferably all) of the occupants bust ass. The loser is the first person to open the window and stick their head out..resembling a turtle.

Oh, I got a good one coming!
Me too!! Let's play turtles!!!

by phishing phool July 12, 2017

TURTLEPOP

You or a partner tucking your penis into your ballsack and then getting a boner.

Sarah gave me an awsome turtlepop.

by Jesus66666 September 3, 2018

Turtleoholic

A person who loves turtles so much they occasionally think of fucking one.

"Bro see that guy he's a fricking turtleoholic to the max." Vedesh said
"I know bro I think he wants to fuck one." Akif added

by xxxcuteanimegirl69 April 15, 2019