A sex act whereby immediately following orgasm, the satisfied partner shouts "victory!!" and then immediately tasers his/her partner with a stun gun
Justin: Why did you buy a stun gun? Its not even a dangerous neighborhood around here.
Kristen: Its not for protection. Its for turkish victory.
Justin: What's that?
Kristen: After a dude makes me cum, I hop off his weiner, scream victory, and taser him right in the balls
Justin: Wow, thats some sick shit
Kristen: Turkish victory my friend
Kristen: Its not for protection. Its for turkish victory.
Justin: What's that?
Kristen: After a dude makes me cum, I hop off his weiner, scream victory, and taser him right in the balls
Justin: Wow, thats some sick shit
Kristen: Turkish victory my friend
by roofman August 11, 2009
Get the turkish victory mug.The act of pretending to give someone a handjob, waiting until they start to take their pants off and then kicking them in the balls and stealing their wallet.
When my uncle met a nice lady at Bingo night he thought he was going to get lucky until she turned the tables on him with a Turkish Handjob.
by Jerkbox February 19, 2010
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When a male wraps a Kotex Pad around his penis (adhesive side to skin) then proceeds to engage in sexual intercourse with a women on her period. The pad wrapped penis resembles a Q Tip.
Harvey loves having sex with women on the rag and often performs the Turkish Q Tip to his and his lover's enjoyment.
by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009
Get the Turkish Q Tip mug.A common pseudonym for a place where acts of disturbing sexual conduct, preferably rape, has occurred, as was the case in the movie "midnight express".
by A*mazing April 25, 2010
Get the Turkish prison mug.When your about to cum you shove your penis in her mouth and cum on her tonsils and down her throat.
Guy 1:Dude I gave Stephanie a Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )!
Guy 2: Thats crazy bro
Guy 1:I know and then she spit it on me!
Guy 2: Thats crazy bro
Guy 1:I know and then she spit it on me!
by jklasfhuiagieug April 6, 2009
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Get the turkish mouth wash mug.Favoured by "soap dodgers" everywhere, it is a quick wipe of the pits, crack & giggle stick instead of a proper wash.
"Are you going to go to the pub tonight Bishop?"
"Give us a minute, i've just gotta have a quick turkish rinse & i'll be there"
"Give us a minute, i've just gotta have a quick turkish rinse & i'll be there"
by Dog Soldier 8578 January 3, 2007
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