turd polishing

The act of trying to make something hopelessly weak and unattractive appear strong and appealing. An impossible process that usually results in a larger, uglier turd.

She tried to look more attractive by getting plastic surgery, but let's face it, you can't polish a turd.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

Tupidabih

Instead of calling someone a Stupid Ass Bitch, use this convenient word that combines all three! Say it nice and ghetto and there ya go, you just called someone a Stupid Ass Bitch!

Frank, my crack dealer, tried to say I owed him more money than I actually did, so I asked Frank, "Do you really think I'm a tupidabih!?"

by Ahmoni April 30, 2019

turd-conscious

to be aware of fecal girth and volume when using a toilet. if a deposit of feces is too large for the plumbing in question, an early "courtesy flush" is definitely in order, sometimes in mid-loaf.

if one is properly turd-conscious, no plumbing disasters will occur.

i was visiting my in-laws when i had to take a huge dump. fortunately i am turd-conscious and employed a quick courtesy flush; therefore, averting an embarrassing need for a plunger... or even worse, an overflow of tainted water.

by phil condit April 22, 2003

turdalicious

a word used to discribe an extra nasty looking object or thing.

you are looking extra turdalicious.

by susiekins July 8, 2007

turdage

A build up of crappy things.

The manager at the local tech store is total turdage.

by RSyourself December 30, 2013

Tridrant

Tridrant is a word I just made up. It means the same thing as quadrant but with the number three.

I couldn't find any synonyms online for the word third or quadrant, so I made up the word tridrant. Three parts to something.

by Depressed_Cheetah August 5, 2020

TriDance

TriDance is a well known Better Twitch TV (BTTV) Emote uploaded to the site on 04/07/2019, by MarcFryd.
It is commonly used in various twitch chats, when a rap/hip-hop song starts playing.

Stream: Starts playing DMX - X GON' GIVE IT TO YA
Stream chat: TriDance TriKool TriDance TriKool TriDance TriKool TriDance TriKool

by WifJack April 20, 2021