tuna intruder

An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.

As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 23, 2016

Tuna Chair

A chair that has been permeated with the stank of tuna crotch. Typically is found in an obese female WoW player's room.

Dude that fat skanks tuna chair nearly made me throw up.

by WoodSchlong March 30, 2009

Tuna Poon

A slut. One who has a vagina that smells like tuna, due to all the SLUTTYNESS.

Rachael is such a goddamn tuna poon.

by Alex August 20, 2004

tuna snob

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

by Ethan April 25, 2005

tuna flaps

streched out flaps on a vagina

"your tuna flaps are so big, you could cover your fist before you get to the hole".

by Rick69 October 10, 2007

tuna tini

Coined by Nick Kroll as a martini made from a can of tuna fish and a splash of vodka. However, it is actually the taste of a severely drunk girl when you go down on her.

I'll have that tuna tini with water not oil because later tonight my girl is going to be wet enough for the both of us.

by Senor Giggle February 21, 2011

bump tuna

a sexual act involving two women rubbing their clits together, possibly while using a double sided dildo

When in Amsterdam I paid alot of money to see two girls bump tuna.

by Jesse Hendricks August 25, 2003