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Tractor

Big ass black bitch screwing a little white man while intoxicated.
by kaitdes March 2, 2008
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Tractor

An insult describing, someone who is slow and annoying.
"God, hurry up you tractor"
by zoeeea December 9, 2008
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Tractor Pull

a mix of Monster Energy drink and Whiskey

its called a tractor pull because its green like a john deere and makes you happy and stay up all night, similar to a tractor pull which lasts long into the night
-Hey Jesse you wanna Tractor Pull?
-Hell yea im starting to get tired i need to stay up for a while
by HELLYA2245 October 10, 2009
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tacora

A cute innocent looking girl but is really wild.. usually tacoras date teddys.
That girl is definatly a tacora, her boyfriend must be a teddy.
by lover of loving March 1, 2010
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Tractor Porn

Still or moving images of farm machinery, often viewed in an obsessively-voyeuristic manner. Tractor porn is often associated with the chronic inability to achieve any set task or other meaningful productive output in one's work day.

Tractor porn (or TP) can be broken into different categories. Eg. Large Horsepower, Tractor Pulls, Combine Harvesters, Dump Trucks, Balers, Power Sprayers, Furrow Ploughs, Nut Harvesters, Thrashing Machines, Farm Tools (horse whips etc), PTO Shafts and Small Equipment etc.

In recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical "repairs".
That TPS report didn't get done because C.W. was downloading Tractor Porn all afternoon.

I couldn't get any work done because Mr. Corn wouldn't stop talking about the Tractor Porn he consumed whilst looking for useless "bargains" in the clearing sale listings.

He must be a Tractor Porn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.
by CornMan August 20, 2012
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tractor

Something really good. Mostly used in Kansas but also widely used throughout the midwest.
That cheesecake was hella tractor
by Jeremy "bitch" Lee January 22, 2009
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tractor monkey

amish or meninknights
look at that tractor monkey going 10mph on the highway
by Droop702 May 13, 2012
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