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tossing the toenails

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.
Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010
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token christian

a token christian is one of those people that just hang around christian schools. they dont have jobs and live of the government. they get there free food of the church and live in there old bangers of cars and park up nxt to the beach. when they are hanging about the schools they like to preach about jesus and doing well in school when they are homeless and live off the government. all of the minger bitches always talk to them because they run the youth group at the local church. and think they are pretty cool. they love volleyball and are closesly related with the token volleyballer.

there general appearance is like a surfer but a bit more scruffier. they wear secound hand surfing brand colthes and flip-flops. one of them even came in once wearing a FAKE burberry polo top. alternitively they were old t-shirts promoting various christian festivals such as SYG08.
"who is that surfer guy hanging around the sports office?"

"i dunno, he's there like every day..'

"does he do anything all day"

"no just surf and talk about jesus..... yes hes a real token christian
by tokensurfer April 2, 2009
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butt token

Various objects that become lodged between the buttocks. Often lint
Hey, look at this butt token; it's purple!
by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002
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toceng

A malay slang that meansmasturbating
“Toceng adalah baik untuk kesihatan” mean : Masturbating is good for your health.
by sus69420 May 17, 2021
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Token Ukrainian Friend

A way of "supporting the current thing" by having that dude from Ukraine around during early days of WWIII
Austin: I had my Token Ukrainian Friend before it was mainstream
by ghostOfKyiv March 25, 2022
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Toenails

Toecovers
Bob: So this one day, I got really stoned and ran around trying to figure out the meaning of my toenails, man. And I was like: "Toecovers!"
Joe: Dude, get some help.
by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008
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Token White Guy

A white guy in a group of minorities. He is there because he is always the one to talk to the police officer if there is a problem. He will also most likely be the sexiest out of the entire group and help his friends of a different race get hot girls (or bitches). All the minorities know this but they will still make fun of the white guy anyway just to raise their own self esteem.
A bunch of black people and only one token white guy
by SEXY EDDIE July 9, 2006
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