tosser

a wanker

He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.

by martin November 12, 2003

tosser

(esp. Australia) Someone who can't hold his liquor.

That's the third time he's puked at one of my parties... And he didn't even mix liquors, he's just a tosser.

by garadiavolo December 15, 2006

Topher

Fetch, cool, or awesome.

a word that matthewlush .aka. gaygod came up with

"omgg Matthew Lush is toteffly topher!"

by suicidalmurderer November 27, 2007

Tosseriffic

To be a tosser, but a very good tosser.

Drew is a tosser, and hes very good at it therefore he is tosseriffic.

by Moirae1234 October 12, 2008

tosserized

(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.

exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."

by Sgt. Scrivener September 6, 2006

Topher

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet with a huge 7 inch dick

“man today my gf called me a topher!”
“lucky!”

by ireallyneedanapguys July 11, 2020

Topher

Topher is a boy-loving ginger in the south shore area that takes in it the ass

Just met with a topher last night, had so much fun

by The_Definer11 April 27, 2022