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Toronto Blue Jays 

The only team in the MLB without any black players.
The Toronto Blue Jays didn't resign any of their black players. I think they have some hispanic players though...

toronto blue jays 

A baseball team that hasn't won the world series since 1993. Now playing at the "Rogers Center" in Toronto, Ontario Canada.
The Toronto Blue Jays will never win a double world series championship ever again.

The Bat Boy is ALWAYS ugly in Toronto.
toronto blue jays by Skeets October 29, 2005

toronto streetdog 

When you get shit all over your dick from anal sex
Damn woman, after fucking you up the ass, my dick looks like a toronto streetdog
toronto streetdog by dirty sanchez January 11, 2004

Toronto maple leafs

Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.

Toronto Legend 

When an individual is taking public transit home after a long day at work, putting up with other people's bullshit and douche of a boss. During the ride, the individual's stomach begins to rumble as they feel like they have to take a huge shit. Not giving a fuck, the individual, ever so sneaky, pulls his pants down enough for his asshole to produce a fresh log of shit. He quickly gets off at the next stop, leaving a gift for the next asshole to sit in that seat.
Guy 1: Man look that guy is taking a shit on his seat!

Guy 2: O shit! That hotshot business man just sat in it! Hahaha

Guy 1: That guy is a Toronto Legend!
Toronto Legend by anonymous0827 September 8, 2012

Toronto Turn in

Drivers in Toronto have a tendency to drive right up to the end of a lane when entering a highway, they also turn into the shoulder and drive a few hundred meters before pulling back into rush hour traffic.
Stuck in Rush hour traffic on the 401, see some idiot driving in the shoulder, passing a bunch of cars.

"STUPID IDIOT, YOU AREN'T DOIN YOUR TORONTO TURN IN ON MY WATCH BUDDY"
Continues to put his cars into both lanes while simultaneously honking and flipping the Turn in the bird.