Toupée

A hair piece that is worn on the head, usually used by elderly men to hide bald spots. Can be used by unfortunate women for the same reason, or for theatrical purposes.

Honey, your toupée is falling to your left side.

by TheCrant May 31, 2010

topes

Someone who is jacked and tan.

Wow that kid is mad topes.

by Philbertos April 5, 2008

toppe

est. july 7, 2007

an attractive individual who meets the standards of pimping and perfect quality

the toppe is in the house

by stupid face May 10, 2008

San Diego Toupee

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
or
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

by Alan Woodward December 6, 2004

I have to pee like a monster

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

by Emory February 12, 2006

topped

as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building

did you hear about john smith? he topped himself

by devilboy December 3, 2004

Topher

Nuff said folks.

Fan girl 1: "Oh my boobs, is that Topher???"
Fan girl 2: "No that can't be, Topher is waaay cooler."
Fan girl 1: "YES IT IS!! ZOMGZZOMFGZZ<?:~{}{!"}£"%!!!"
Fan girl 2: "ARGHHH IT IS!! LET GO LUBRICATE HIM!!"
*lots of squeaking and happiness*

by GotTheMoooves June 5, 2009