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tool

a man who is only interested in getting hammered and screwing things
"hey man, look at that guy in the corner, what a total tool"

Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.
by MajBenMaj May 16, 2012
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tool

tool: Someone who gels their hair, takes pictures of themselves in the mirror with their shirts off wearing a flat bill and if they have a shirt on it has a very large logo on it. Also a tool thinks he is the shit and can disrespect women and that all women want him and he is too cool to realize him and his friends (usually other tools) are not liked
That kid is such a tool taking pics of himself and making it his myspace pic
by updog15 March 15, 2010
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Tool

by thatoneguy787878 May 10, 2010
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Tool

Someone who's age is more than there IQ; a moron, but more moronic than a moron.
Person 1:did you hear Hillary Clinton during the debates?
Person 2: yeah, what a tool! We need someone who's hip enough to bring Twitter to the oval office!
by Mr.Republican2016 November 7, 2017
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Tool

A tool is a person who is overly obsessed with their body image. Usually a man who feels the need to be ridicuosly ripped. A tool often gets around and has trouble committing to one woman.
Girl, look at that tool!

Yeah, we should stay away from him.
by alinafu May 23, 2012
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Tool

by Zoiej2004 February 11, 2017
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Tool

Wow Dylan is a huge tool a ha ha
by wayment September 1, 2019
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