A tool is a person who is overly obsessed with their body image. Usually a man who feels the need to be ridicuosly ripped. A tool often gets around and has trouble committing to one woman.
by alinafu May 23, 2012
Get the Toolmug. Often refered to someone who is a weapon of mass destruction for the female genitalia. Someome who will "reach bottom" and "stretch out the edges". Someome whos talent is unrivaled by anyone else in the company he works for. Someone who is truley undervalued for the work hes capable of accomplishing.
by Toolgod112 June 19, 2020
Get the Toolmug. A tool is someone that is kind of arrogant and like a douche or an a-hole. It is not what these other definitions say. PInk uses the term in "So What", she's talking about her ex. Who is not a poser but a jerk, to her anyway.
Pink is talking about her ex in this song. He's not a "poser" hes a jerk, to her anyway.
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright
I'm just fine
And you're a tool so
So what
I am a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don't want you tonight
by j roper September 22, 2011
Get the Toolmug. Someone who, in a wanton nature, follows the status quo without question; even if the result of their actions undermine their character (or lack thereof).
The police officer was such a tool, he gave me a ticket for going 36 in a 35. He said, "Breaking the law is breaking the law".
by masterofsleep May 4, 2015
Get the toolmug. 1. A person, almost always a male, who tries (and believes he is) to be hard or cool by the way he dresses or acts.
2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.
2. A very ignorant person who is used to by others without knowing it.
1. Look at that tool in the tapout shirt, with a single ear ring and his hair gelled.
2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.
2. I feel bad for that guy, he doesn't know that his dream girl is just using him as a tool.
by austin precipitates October 9, 2011
Get the toolmug. A human with no definable personality outside of the current cultural trends who came to be through strenuous and repeated attempts to fit in with a particular, and particularly horrible, crowd. They make a mildly annoying impression, if any at all, and are unaware of themselves and their social context. A tool can also be a douche, jackass, or Chet, but not all douches, jackasses, and Chets are tools.
by annadoes March 28, 2016
Get the toolmug.