teabag tampon

Inserting a used tampin into ones mouth while they are sleeping or passed out. Then smack them across the face so they come to with a bloody tampon in their mouth

While Steve was passed out he awoke to having been teabag tamponed.

by stevemister July 18, 2015

blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle

A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.

"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."

"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."

by tiny0023 March 19, 2017

The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled

The upper house of parliament

Richard: Oi bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trying to ban the BBC.

James: right well bruv The Right Honourable the Lords Spiritual and Temporal of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland in Parliament assembled is trash.

Jeremy: *rolling Reliant Robin*.

by cheerful ox April 9, 2022

Tomboy

A female that would rather go playing sports or game instead of shopping for clothes or talking about crushes. Tomboy means different things around the world. Some girls like skirts, shopping for clothes, talking about crushes and/or boyfriends, and going to the mall. Tomboys, like me, do not talk about crushes, wear shorts and jeans, and like sports. An example is below.

Grace: Hey Sam, wanna go to the mall with Stephanie and me? We'll get you some skirts!
Sam: No thanks, I'm going to the field to watch the football game. You know I'm a tomboy, right?

by oofwhat July 13, 2017

dj tempo

Dj Tempo, rising youtube star & long term Old school (1998 as old school as Dj's can get) DJ
making A 2007 comeback & a 2008 album due for release

Always ask for the true Tempo Accept no immitations ;)

Dj Tempo: Always ask for the true Tempo Accept no immitations ;) PEACE OUT X

by Dj Lover December 8, 2007

Tomboy Trap

Since tomboys are masculine women, and traps are men pretending to be women, a tomboy trap is in fact just every man in the world.

Hey, let's get the tomboy traps together and have a good ole tug and suck

by Detective Sheckles November 4, 2018

tampon fight

When two or more people (usually women) engage in a battle involving the throwing of used tampons at one another in a way that can be either used for recreation or to solve a political dispute.

There exists a variation of the activity known as extreme tampon fighting in which the tampons are set aflame before projection.

Sir you have offended me! i challenge you to a tampon fight!!

by Sexy Mexican Maid February 24, 2008