Totesgusting

A failed attempt at creating a word that means "totally disgusting."

That cheeseburger was totesgusting.... I think i saw a finger in it.

by SlowXxXLearner November 26, 2009

totes mcgoats

Totally.

I totes mcgoats failed my math test today.

by au2016 April 23, 2009

totes my scapegoats

"Totes my scapegoats" originated from the phrase "totes my goats" or "totes magotes" from the movie I Love You Man. "Totes my scapegoats" means "totally" and is more commonly used in a Christian enviroment, because of its reference to scapegoats.

"Jesus treatin' ya well, man?"
"Totes my scapegoats dude."

by fhbcvbs July 6, 2009

totes hilar

Totally hilarious!

girl: have u seen kim kardashians feet when she was pregnant?

boy: no
girl: u should it is totes hilar

by romolicious May 25, 2014

Totes Exc

An expression of satisfaction relating to one having an excitement for something. "Totes" refers to the commonly used term by the Generation X population "totally." "Exc" refers to a made-up abbreviation of the word "excited."

I'm totes exc for the new Chuck Norris movie!

by cornoskula May 23, 2010

totes my goates

To say you completly understand what the other person is saying

As in yea i got you bro
Just way more understanding than normally

Hey are you coming to the party

Totes my goates

by Joshy27 May 21, 2014

totes mcgots

A serial killer from Newark, Delaware who died from swallowing a lit firecracker in a stand off with police. His first name is pronounced "Toe-tez"

Totes McGots, 26 of Newark, died of a self-inflicted ruptured belly in a stand off with the po-po

by faprowsdower November 22, 2015