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toastoes

Oh man, can you shut up you are doing a "toastoes¨
by cartwo July 9, 2021
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national fuck a toaster day

National fuck a toaster day is where you fuck a toaster with your pp or a strapon
Ohh yeahh toaster you feel this now ohhh my pp but hope you like this toaster since it's national fuck a toaster day
by Toaster69420 June 7, 2020
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toaster

Also known as "toasta" or "toastah" it is either the dictionary meaning which is a machine used to toast bread, but most importantly, it's another word for gun
"You know the po-pos wont let me hold them toasters no mo'"

"We come with toastas like we just opened savings and loans"
by Amuckone May 1, 2004
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Toasted

1.Being tipsy but at the same time very relaxed, that point where everything feels good and one doesnt really care about anything. (my use of the word)

2.Being very high from smoking weed. (the more well known use of the word)
1. Last night was amazing, went from being nicely toasted to fucked out of my mind :)

2. Thats the last of it man, were fucking toasted!
by GordonJuws April 22, 2011
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Dutch Toaster Oven

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).
Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008
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cheese toastie

A- "I'm craving a cheese toastie right now."
B-"Don't you mean a grilled cheese?"
by martini666 January 20, 2015
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Toaster Bath

The thing we all plan to do, but first we all need an extension cord to do so, sadly I cannot find one wish me luck
Kaya:"Go Commit Toaster Bath Retard"
Teachers Pet:"I'm TELLING!!!!"
Kaya:*Commits toaster bath*
by LonelyPotato55 September 13, 2019
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