Skip to main content

Weenie roast

The act of one or more people positioning themselves under a flaccid/cold penis and breathing on it without touching it until it becomes erect/warm.
Me: im a little cold down there. You ladies should give me a weenie roast
Ladies: (heavy breathing)
Me: awe yeah that feels good
by SOAD4.0 January 9, 2016
mugGet the Weenie roastmug.

beanies and weenies

the combination of canned beans (maple) and cut up hot dog wieners.
Julien ate a big bowl of beanies and weenies.
by otter totter August 22, 2011
mugGet the beanies and weeniesmug.

Beanie Weenie

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.
After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.
by Your Boy GSpot April 5, 2009
mugGet the Beanie Weeniemug.

weenie turd

a bad name to call someone, to be used when in mixed company.

technically it's a small piece of poop that lodges in the urethra during anal sex.
stop being such a weenie turd and leave me alone!
by Gryfin March 24, 2004
mugGet the weenie turdmug.

Weeny bot

Someone who acts like they are cool and are a android user
by MessiIsTheGoat June 14, 2019
mugGet the Weeny botmug.

Symph Weenie

a person who thinks that progressive rock music begins and ends with Genesis and Yes. They do not acknowledge other styles of progressive rock music such as Zeuhl, Canterbury, Jazz Rock or Avant Rock. They think that Genesis and Yes are superior to all other music in the history of sound.
Joe Blow doesn't like the Mahavishnu Orchestra; he's a died in the wool Symph Weenie.
by PROGMAN1 January 27, 2019
mugGet the Symph Weeniemug.

brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.
by mewkachoo November 25, 2020
mugGet the brown weeniemug.

Share this definition