Wedding Drink

When two or more people airlock their arms make direct eye contact and sip of beverage in unison, as a newly married couple may do at their wedding.

Jeff Kurt, America’s Sweetheart, invented the wedding drink.

by Jeff Kurt October 12, 2021

Wedding Vindaloop

When one is caught in a continuous circle of time regarding a wedding that has yet to happen for many years.

Bridezilla has been talking about her wedding to be for years on end. She is caught in a Wedding Vindaloop

by PastorMan August 5, 2021

Tartosan Wedding

A wedding that does not go as planned, in relation to The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Pack at Release.

Emily's wedding was so disorganized, it was like a Tartosan Wedding.

by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022

The Royal Wedding

The upcoming wedding between Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner' Kate Middleton to be held on the 29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.

The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.

British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!

Rest of World: Who even cares?

by Fighting Fit May 14, 2011

wedding cone

An obviously conical millitary grade traffic apparatus, that i sloppily spray painted white and deemed it fit for the title of wedding cone,clearly informing it that with great power comes great responsibility, and with great responsibility comes the ever present threat of chains dragging across the floor of your new psychreatic chamber while you are trying to fall asleep.

Hey you antwon, im about to get married, and I need to borrow your wedding cone.

I would, but im making urine cakes.

by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011

Wedding Ring

The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.

She went to wash her hands. I gave her a nice wedding ring.

by Freddie February 21, 2005

wedding tackle

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.

Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!

by Sunyshine September 14, 2019