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Texas Twister

The act of grabbing a penis and twisting as hard as you can. The equivalent of a titty twister on the penis.
I got really pissed off at him so I gave him a Texas Twister.
by awagg July 11, 2011
mugGet the Texas Twistermug.

brain twister

a proposition, thing or problem that is so complicated that one cannot solve or steer clear of it easily however hard one tries; a very difficult problem
The boy is so weak in mathematics that he regards even simple mathematical problems as brain twisters.
by uttam maharjan February 8, 2010
mugGet the brain twistermug.

tasmanian twister

When meat is placed in the anus and is allowed to be eaten by a tasmanian devil, resulting in a torn up butthole, resembling the aftermath of a tornado.
At the zoo I got a horible tasmanian twister.
by Gordon Romero January 2, 2008
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weed twister

A garden tool for pulling weeds with a long handle and two coiled tines.
She used the weed twister to pull out her runaway crab grass.
by RayCruzer July 14, 2008
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Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.
He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.
by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010
mugGet the Twister Blistermug.

Louisiana twister

A Louisiana twister is when you grab the balls really hard, and twist them...violently.
“Hey why is Jim walking so funny?”
I don’t know, I think last night Kerry gave him a Louisiana twister.”
by Goldkodak October 11, 2017
mugGet the Louisiana twistermug.

Tumwater twister

When receiving oral and the individual throws up while having a dick in their mouth
Dude1 “Ashley gave me a nasty tumwater twister last night

Dude2 “oh man that’s disgusting
by BuffaloEarnhardt April 18, 2021
mugGet the Tumwater twistermug.

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