trouser ranch

Noun:The end result of a blow job, particularly when given by a sorority girl, or offered as an alternative to foodstuffs.

"Every time I order french fries that Jimmy is always offering me his damned trouser ranch."
"C'mon, baby, don't you want some trouser ranch with that?"

by Kemmy G August 10, 2008

trouser faced

A very british way of saying you're getting drunk .

"Oi mate im getting absolutely trouser faced tonight "

by GreenDust June 22, 2017

Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.

Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!

by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019

Trouser Toad

The Vulva.

M.C.I.

My trouser toad is itching today. I think I am allergic to that bath bomb from last night.

by Muh Shell February 25, 2021

trouser gouda

Another term for nob cheese

Mate, have a shower—I can smell your trouser gouda from here

by mr happy pun guy July 30, 2019

trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes

you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes

by Martin thurston espreston esquire jean claude van elstan September 6, 2006

trouser squish

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.

"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"

by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010