toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 11, 2015

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Toilet Wrinkles

The wrinkles that form in one's pant legs from being pushed down for extended periods of time when sitting on the toilet.

* at John's party *
John: "Someone spoiled the candle influenced aromas of my bathroom and didn't use the fan. Was it you Jimmy?"
Jimmy: * with toilet wrinkles in his pants * "I was just checking my teeth."
John: "It was you Jimmy. Get out of my house."

by Danglin Billies January 26, 2017

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Milk toilet

A girl who sucks dick for free, usually in public bathrooms

That girl is totally a milk toilet

by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015

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Wreck a Toilet

To drop a hellacious deuce in a toilet other than your own.

It's halftime, those wings we're awesome, I'm gonna go wreck a toilet...

by Hoss91IEP January 7, 2015

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toilet nap

While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.

Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.

by Joe Co June 24, 2008

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