Tossing Salad

Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue.

Tossing salad

Mitch tossed Allen's salad last night after we left for the night!

Allen, that ass so fine that I'm going to toss your salad tonight!
-Mitch

by Specialty Humor August 28, 2013

lame salad

Essentially the salad that you get if a retarded person mixed lame sauce, weak sauce, lamezors, and weak jizz together, then sprinkled a weak serving of lameness on top. It is the worst possible combination of lameness and weakness that can ever exist. It is so lame that ingesting it might make you collapse and literally be lame for the rest of your life.

"Alexander's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day" was a book full of lame salad for Alexander.

Person1: "Look at that kid wearing jorts and a yugioh bookbag!"
Person2: "I bet he keeps lame salad in that bookbag and snacks on it in class."

Person1: "Why the fuck are we having this easter egg hunt at night? I can't see anything, and I just tripped over some eggs and broke them."
Person2: "Lame salad."

by LiVee March 10, 2008

Dick Salad

A gathering of only male persons

Jeez, why didn't you invite any girls? This party is nothing but a dick salad.

by El Dorko March 23, 2009

cob salad

An orgy of multiple old women.
*must be 65 and up

Damn, I wanna be in that cob salad. There isn't very much room in this cob salad.

by THEBESTWORDS69 November 25, 2016

Tard Salad

Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time

When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!

When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.

by S.Mendez June 16, 2010

jerusalem salad

Middle Eastern name for an orgy

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!

by Hog but March 1, 2016

American Salad

A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.

I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.

by sweet_sagittarius December 31, 2011