by redrumadum April 2, 2025

The school of thought that writing movies for children requires no effort; named for the infamous 'Despicable Me' film series. Films made under the principals of Minionism typically are poorly written, very derivative, sloppily animated/filmed, and/or overblown with dated pop culture references.
"I was thinking of renting 'Ugly Dolls' for my little cousins."
"Don't do it, that movie just stinks of Minionism!"
"Don't do it, that movie just stinks of Minionism!"
by Dr. Showman October 12, 2020

Christina: " OMG LOOK *points at something blue and yellow" MINIONNNNSSS"
me: "MINIOOOOOOOOOONS" minions
me: "MINIOOOOOOOOOONS" minions
by andeiwei%^ July 23, 2022

The Minion shake was founded in 2010 during the first release of “Despicable me”.
The minion shake was a originated by Bob the minion. The Minion shake was created when Bob received breaking news that due to popular demand, that he would be have a whole in movie about him and his other minion friends.
The minion shake, has been a integral ritual to portray happiness and excitement in the minion community since 2010. It is original shake, let no one tell you otherwise.
The minion shake was a originated by Bob the minion. The Minion shake was created when Bob received breaking news that due to popular demand, that he would be have a whole in movie about him and his other minion friends.
The minion shake, has been a integral ritual to portray happiness and excitement in the minion community since 2010. It is original shake, let no one tell you otherwise.
Wow, You got an A in Science Class, this calls for the Minion Shake.
Wow, you won the court case, this calls for the Minion Shake!
Wow, you won the court case, this calls for the Minion Shake!
by Dance Notary July 6, 2022

by pluto69420 June 22, 2021

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.
Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.
by Communizm April 5, 2017
