Holder-uppers

A tool of torture where you've doomed if you use it and doomed if you dont - it keeps gravity from taking control but can be quite suffocating.
THE BRA

H.: Golly, they've reached your knees?
N.: Yeah, gravity hates me
H.: Screw gravity, buy a new pair of holder-uppers!

by Iamalama December 24, 2010

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025

Oyster Holder

The two divots above a womans behind on her back, that straddle the spine. They are not visable on fat women. They make perfect divots to collect seamen.

I came on her back, and it ran into her oyster holders.

by bag of swimmers May 10, 2010

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>

Do Not Apply To Be A Key Holder At A Retail Store Because Of Angel Jose Robles Knowing The Meaning Of Their Name Is "'Hellstrom'" <Name`~`Choice>

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Banana Holder

A way to indirectly represent the purpose of a human being.

You know, at the end of the day we are all just banana holders.
The complex nature of a banana holder's mind.
You are such a banana holder.

by Devil Dude December 25, 2023

CDL Holder

One who has a commercial driver's license, but lacks the proper skills to drive their commercial vehicle or drives around carelessly and has many safety incidents/violations under their belt. Often have zero regard for other motorists, pedestrians, and stationary objects. Can't read traffic signs and clearance signs. Terrible at backing and docking even with 10 miles of space. They skip their pre-trip inspection and have no idea how their vehicle works or operates. They are commercial "drivers" in name only, probably got their license from a cereal box. Somewhat synonymous to steering wheel holders or flip-flop truckers

Frank already damaged three trailers driving into tree branches and awnings. What a CDL holder 🙄 Somehow he's still working here

by HockeyBinge July 23, 2025

horse holder

Someone who likes to be suspended and bound while angrily having a shoe put on them.

Cathy is eagerly looking for a real, old-fashioned horse holder on OkCupid.

by Swiping Left April 6, 2019