Trip bond

A connection created when tripping on psychedelics with someone.

We ate mushrooms and totally trip bonded.

by atomicpowers August 28, 2020

Baked Bonds

What really epic grill retarded gaymers say when high.

Me: Bonds
Me high: Baked Bonds
-that one grill gaymer

by 8td86fitfutd April 5, 2019

Bond burger

The meme originally from 2013.
It actually means silently pounded not 69 you dumb fuck

I bond burger ur mom.*silently pounded*

by [E]ject_man069 August 17, 2022

Bond Villain

Perjorative used to describe a villain who is supposed to be very smart, but their actions are profoundly stupid. Actions such as explaining their plan to the hero before killing them. Or leaving the room before confirming that the hero is dead.

Person 1: "Damn, Professor Perilous is so dumb! Obviously Action Jack will get out of this and foil him."

Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."

by My Snake is Solid April 14, 2019

Anal Bond

It is the measure of the undeniable weird attraction to a person and/or object; similar to when a women or man experiences losing their v-card for the first time.

Sarah: I love this new sweater you got me!
Max: Tone down that anal bond, fuck, its just a sweater...

by igotresponsiblesnow April 19, 2014

James Bonded

While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.

Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!

by dilly_daly January 7, 2015

calendar-bonded

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)

"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"

by Blamtastical February 11, 2015