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Glazed Walnuts

A sex term referring to when a large group of males - humans or otherwise - ejaculate into the mouth of an individual (always human). One male then dips his testicles into the foaming mouth of the recipient, creating the glazed walnuts.
Dude 1: "Broh, last night was wild - I got glazed walnuts! Me and Jonny and Johnny and John all came in Karen's mouth."
Dude 2: "Brah, that's disgusting...you have to get glazed walnuts from a human! Karen is a bonobo, remember?"
by Whiteguys January 2, 2015
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Walnutting

When an individual continues to argue, despite knowing that their point of view is wrong, just because they do not want to admit defeat.
Man, Madison was walnutting so hard earlier, she knows she's wrong but still argues that the it's ok to cheat at darts.
by Flinteeznutz January 18, 2023
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Walnut

Walnut, a nickname for the most beautiful and perfect person in the world. She doesn't know that though.
One day I will marry walnut, I love you walnut.
by Donethat03 August 5, 2021
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Walnut

A male’s prostate, which is the shape of a walnut
I need a walnut massage.”
by Slangprince August 18, 2024
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The Walnuts

A group that is on Tik Tok. A cult that will take over.
by Wally The Wallnut May 14, 2020
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Walnut Web

The Walnut Web at Walnut Hill School for the Arts is a long dark chain of hookups that once you enter you can never leave and makes you spit sisters with basically the whole campus
Did you hook up with Kieran last night?? Yep. Congrats you’ve entered the walnut web
by walnuteyes February 22, 2020
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Wizzy Walnuts

Fake edition of 'Wizzy Peanuts'
Thas so wizzy pea- wizzy walnuts.... foo.
by Sazzanmand May 2, 2006
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