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Vegas Lip

1. n. - the condition by which your upper lip, having been subjected to the arid, air conditioned, cigarette infused air of Las Vegas, combined with excessive consumption of alcohol and/or other substances dehydrates to the consistency of a flaky, shriveled raisin.
Dude, I tried to make out with this chick in the club, but the both of us had such a bad case of Vegas Lip, it was like kissing sand.
by OphidianX November 14, 2011
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Vegas Mistletoe

Gertrude and I were walking downtown last night when we stumbled upon some Vegas Mistletoe
by Crabeater November 20, 2022
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Vegas is calling

When you bet on a sports game and it seems great when all of the sudden you lose the bet. Vegas called in to make you lose.
My bet was in the money but all of the sudden I lost. Vegas is calling.
by BeastRunner December 13, 2021
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Vegas BBQ

The aftermath of anal sex where a jalapeño seed lodges it self in your urethra.
After fucking that stripper I feel like I went to a Vegas BBQ.
by FIZZYIZZY July 1, 2020
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clementine-vega

Everyone who knows clementine is wooed right away by how amazing they look. They are usually the most beautiful/handsomest person alive. They’ll always have a place in your heart, and bring you joy. If you find a clementine, you will be changed in the best way possible and you even might marry them. They truly are a blessing.
Wow! I’m going to marry Clementine-vega one day!
by Nothingnesss March 31, 2020
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chris vega

a person with a dark past
yet has beautiful heart

girlfriend material ..100%
she thick and sexy

got an ass

just an awesome person who would date an asshole like herself XD loving person but so bitchy and loyal
super fun and such an adorable tomboy
trustworthy and freaky
crazy freaky in bed <3
yo i wish i had me a girl like chris vega
by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017
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thats vegas

something thats cool often used in jocks conversation
hey did you see that interception i had last night that was vegas huh

bro do u see that girls ass thats vegas huh
by mister take yo girl June 16, 2011
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