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tooke

Pronounced Too-Key
tooke is a big fat fucking goober who is built like a toad and uses echo location. tooke is also a man with a huge giant enormous humongous chungus booty ass. tooke is fucking retarded and cant get more than 20 out of 79 questions right on a science exam. tooke is also sexy ass fuck even tho he's built like a toad, so many nigger princesses wanna kiss his forehead and tuck him into beddy weddy.
Girl 1: "That guy over that is fatter than Nikocado Avocado x4"
Girl 2: "Yaaaaaa, that's tooke the fat motherfucker but damn is he sexy."

Aydoon: " tooke the fat fuck was using echo location t answer the science question and find the never ending pit of darkness that is my ass."
Doostain: " Ya Aydoon, hes fat as fuck but boy do enjoy him as my frien."
by SillyJiggy52 May 10, 2023
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Tooks

Similar to “pookie” tooks involves the words pookie and toosh.

Tooks is a noun used to describe a cute, little, fun person.
See you later tooks”
I love you tooks”
by Eolhcm September 25, 2023
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Took a bullet

Having sex with a guy with a really short penis
Person 1: I heard you had sex with that Asian foreign exchange student last night.

Person 2: Yea, I really took a bullet there.
by cucchiebug June 8, 2018
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Took it too far

They destroyed my life. Destroyed my ability to interact with people. Destroyed my relationship with my only friend. And it's consumed my entire life.
Hym "But I took it too far!? No. No. That kid is fucking deceased. You cocksuckers are going to pay for this is it is the last thing I ever do."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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took a turn for the better

Improved
The desperate situation suddenly took a turn for the better when we discussed it together.
by Kiberscotch February 20, 2017
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took my picture

when a dress-wearing female parts her legs for a view of her underclothing.
Becky took my picture today as I sat across from her at lunch.
by hofferstadt May 27, 2009
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