Shit temple

A public place with the perfect toilet to take a shit in usually the disabled toilets

“I’ve got a turtle head popping out mate !”
“Oh dw there’s a shit temple down the hall”

by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025

duck temple

best smp ever

pumpkin: danggg duck temple smp is lit
ellothere: yes

by pumpkinnnn February 04, 2021

Shirley Temple

When you have sex and pop girl’s the cherry (like the fruit in the drink), and then make her give you head (temple)

I was with this one girl, and gave her the Shirley Temple

by Bollsmacker January 15, 2023

Templed out

The feeling of boredom after you have visited too many temples and visiting a new one it start to become ordinary

When I visited the first little temple in Thailand I was in awe, but after a week I felt so templed out

by Eracle91 August 09, 2022

temple pusher

someone who so addicted to VR porn that they need to push on their temples during real sex to finish

Person 1: "Did you hear the news!? Jane hooked up with Tucker, and apparently he's a temple pusher!"

Person 2: "Jeez, that's embarrassing! Poor girl..."

by belchinggrandma January 26, 2024

Temple fucked

Any situation when one would pantomime finger guns to their own head and stimulate blowing their brains out, but can't do it do to social structures.

For the hundredth time Brittany told me about how cute her kids were, and it got me temple fucked.

by Rockerton November 29, 2021

Tyquavious Temple

A mysterious temple nobody knows much about, except that a strange group of hooded men practice the religion of "Tyquavionism" on Wednesdays at exactly 3:12 PM. Also, people named Tyson are not permitted, and you can only be allowed in if you possess the all-mighty Tar-Mobile.

Friend 1: "Hey, are you going to the Tyquavious Temple to practice Tyquavionism tomorrow?"
Friend 2: "If only I knew where it was, then I would. Also, it's only open on Wednesdays at that special minute; 3:12 PM."

Friend 1: "Oh yeah, I'm such an idiot...”

by owenwlsh February 15, 2025