by Master Dunker December 15, 2008

From pot culture; the practice of pre-cleaning a bag of marijuana so that it can quickly and easily be "scooped" into a bowl for quick tokes.
by waitsfan75 May 6, 2006

by Starpower16 May 23, 2016

The act of taping and/or glueing your own testicles to your gooch.
Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.
What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.
What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.
Why? - Because when you’re fucking your bro, your nuts may not come into contact or you will be gay.
What if I have my socks on? - Good question. Well socks are like condoms; accidents happen.
What if I tell my bro, “no homo.”? - If you can tell him no homo every time your nuts touch without running out of breath, then good on you.
Chad: “Hey man, I love you!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”
Joey: “Bro you didn’t say no homo; that’s gay.”
Chad: “don’t worry bro; I’m scoop goochin.”
Joey: “that’s my bro, bro!”
by Mr. Reasonably Reasonable February 4, 2019

The act of scooping a white girl or any unfortunate individual who is not wearing a bra... This is a method of scooping can cause critical damage and leave marks on the victim for several days.. This scooping method uses a great amount of power and speed as your finger tips grasps upon the undertit of a person
by TheGameUlostit May 31, 2011

an action in which a witness of another being saying an unintelligent statement calls out "dummies no nothing" and swipes the unintelligent person on the neck with an open hand, causing pain. further, the person who says the idiotic thing may call "self serve", when they are aware of the fact that they have indeed said something stupid, all before the witness can say "dummies no nothing". this is due to the fact that the "no nothing", in "dummies no nothing" implies the uneducated person cannot counter the the dummies that are coming their way. any other witnesses of an unintelligent person saying something unintelligent may also call "witness" after someone has called "dummies no nothing" and they too, can swipe the idiot's neck, also getting their dummies on that select person. to make things even more complicated, before "no nothing" is called and only "dummies" has been called, the stupid being, may indeed call "reverse" and at this point, the swiping of the neck on the dumb person has now turned against the accuser, and they will then be dummied.
Idiot: I want to go to China one day so I can finally try some authentic tacos.
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*
Person Being Spoken To: DUMMIES NO NOTHING! Bring that neck here boi, let me get my dummy scoops.
Witnesses: WITNESS!
*Person Being Spoken To and Witnesses all swipe the Idiot's neck*
by JewChainz18 June 3, 2016

by Clitarismcgee January 7, 2021
