Rocky Mounting

Rocky Mounting is when the man/woman with strapon/top puts on first one condom, followed by a large even spread of extra chunky peanut butter, only to be followed by yet another condom, so as to trap the chunky creamy treat inside of them. Then the phallically studded partner starts to consummate the loving act with or without added lube.

Last night me and the wife went Rocky Mounting.

That's a little much Dan.

Just saying.

by John Joshhanhashhaneaneanstien April 5, 2011

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Rocky rizz

Straight up sexual harassment

Damn rocky got that Rocky rizz fr fr ong ong 🙏

by Justmakingwaffles March 20, 2023

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Rocky Janz

Der Rocky Janz ist ein junger Mann. Er ist sehr schwul und mag es, Kühe von hinten zu bumsen. Rocky hat ein Fleischballförmiges gesicht und einen beharrten Bauch. Rocky ist sehr lieb, aber sehr sensibel. Er war in der Schulzeit immer das nervigste Kind und wurde oft als Hurensohn betittelt.

Jürgen: Hey, Oskar! Warum ist dein Arschloch so gross?
Oskar: Das war Rocky Janz, er hat sein riesiger Stinkepimmel in mein Arsch reingesteckt.

by Pimmelberger69 April 20, 2021

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The winner is Rocky

This phrase is a reference from the Spongebob SquarePants episode "The Great Snail Race" where after fighting from Squidward and Spongebob happens for a while, the winner ends up being Patrick and his rock, "Rocky".

This term can be used when two people are focused on doing something before the other, and the person who ends up doing it wasn't in focus as the ones bringing attention.

(Someone knocks on door)
Tyler: I will get it first!
Sarah: I am faster!
(Tyler trips Sarah and bolts off. Only to find Jerry already opening the door)
Jerry: Oof. I guess the winner is Rocky

by BoomingAquaticTickseed December 1, 2018

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