douche pool

a person who has an overwhelming amount of douchiness. His or her douchiness is much too great for a single bag and the considerable amount in the bucket. This person thinks they're funny when in reality there not. They think that by being proper they're cool, but this really only bumbs there douchiness up a few hundred notches. This may be the highest existing and known stage of douchiness.

Why would you make fun of the way she walks, you do know she has a prosthetic leg, you freak'en douche pool!!!

by V.F Chunk October 17, 2010

pool burger

a lump of feces floating in a swimming pool

Don't eat that burrito before you swim. You might end up dropping a pool burger.

by shonkey December 24, 2008

drool pool

- caused by drooling over something or someone so much.
- drooling so much, it made a body of water.
- pool made up of one's own drool.

That ring girl is so hot, I thought i drowned in my drool pool.

by alohaboy May 9, 2010

slice the pool

A black person who makes a fairly large splash in a pool

You can't slice the pool!

by Sallysoo June 3, 2017

public pool

A place where you find strange things at the bottom of the pool and loud kids screaming and yelling and obnoxiously splashing you

"I found something hairy at the bottom of the public pooll"

by Magic Johnson has aids August 30, 2017

Jordan Poole

This dude plays for the Golden State Warriors of the NBA. He plays like the best player in the league at times, and sometimes he is a carpenter chucking up those bricks

"Look at Jordan Poole man, with the way he's playing, he can be the next Steph curry!"

"Man look at Jordan Poole chucking up them bricks! Doing his best Ben Simmons impression."

by a to the k to the b March 2, 2022

pool noodles

A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.

They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.

Dude where are the pool noodles at?

by Notcarter April 1, 2019