PMS

The pain a woman suffers for not becoming pregnant when she should have

She. Gaud, I’m suffering again from PMS.
He. Ah, serves you right for not getting pregnant, not enough sex a fortnight ago.

by dave aaroon January 23, 2008

pms

P.M.S. is an acronym of 'Pussywhipped Mens Society'

The acronym is used when a friend wants to tell you shrewdly that you have lost your manhood, and are now the bitch in the relationship. This is usually said after you have either had to do a long list of things for your girlfriend, or have bought them an unnessecarily expensive gift. It is usually very difficult to distinguish from the the classic term 'pms' but when it is noticed, it has the premium effect

Jim: Jenns been bitching at me for months, and now she says i have to go to cooking classes or 'no sex until further notice'

Steve: dude, dont come complaining to me, its PMS. You let it control you

Jim: Screw you

by Tondinator January 2, 2009

PMS

Pure
Musical
Sacrilege

generic concert goer: I hate this band.
generic concert goer 2: It's PMS!

by woop woop woop fish sisshiss August 8, 2008

PMS

to a man: "Pack My Shit"

My woman's PMSing- It's time to Pack My Shit.

by syg January 23, 2008

PMS

A condition that women make up, as excuse for being a total bitch once a month

I've got PMS, don't upset me for 3 days.

fuck off, im going down the pub.

by Nick1401 January 23, 2008

PMS

Nick Photiadis

Dude I was acting totally like Nick Photiadus yesterday, I just needed to take some Mitol and chill out. Its like I was a woman who was PMSing or something.

by BLUE moo April 3, 2009

PMS

Angry and confused SMS sent by a girlfriend

I can't take it anymore, my girlfriend keeps sending me PMS on my cellphone

by Hugotohell March 19, 2009