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Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)
I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.
by Djentile March 10, 2019
mugGet the Molesticatemug.

tit molester

The one creepy man or monster that lurks in the alleyways of the outskirts of the city who waits undercover until an attractive or ugly woman walks by, then jumps out and snatches their tits.
The tit molester is on the prowl again, many women's tits have gone missing again!
by zombie vagina July 22, 2018
mugGet the tit molestermug.

Mannequin molester

They like to grab Koles mannikins tits after dance and fuck a tall hot bitch named Cynthia when they get home and have a really big Marilyn Monroe poster looking at them
Girl 1:Some creep grabbed a mannikins tits at kohl’s

Girl2: oh yeah that was the mannequin molester
by Ohfr June 21, 2022
mugGet the Mannequin molestermug.

molester

a molester is a person called dexter. molests 2 year ol children and old grannys.
u fuckin molester
by imgay6969696969696 June 20, 2022
mugGet the molestermug.

Molester

What fucking a retard makes you.
And fucking a retard makes you a molester.
by Hym Iam February 10, 2022
mugGet the Molestermug.

Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
mugGet the Pre-Crime Molestation Ritualmug.

molester

a man that touches and tickles penises
jack: stfu
man: tickle tickle bitch
jack: MOLESTER ALERT
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
mugGet the molestermug.

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