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cash loaf

(n.) A stack or roll of paper money, usually used to flaunt one's wealth. While a cash loaf can consist of any number of any denomination of bills, twenty or more $20 USD bills are most often used.
Look, that guy's flashing his cash loaf again.
by Hnery Derpington III December 2, 2017
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Spon Loaf

Slang term for sponge like textured deserts.
After the buffet stopped serving dinner. Oprah Winfrey could harldy wait until they brought out the coffee and Spon Loaf.
by Frank Pappalardo January 30, 2009
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Mow-Loaf

When your cat is curled up and you can't see any of their legs.
A loaf of mow.

Also see Bow-Loaf Bow & Mow
"Oh dear god! That cat is missing all it's apendages!"

"Relax, it's just being a mow-loaf."
by Samismilexx November 18, 2007
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air loaf

When two people fart at the same time
"Mark and Jack just made an air loaf and it smells like shit"
by bigboy20145 March 1, 2009
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hollywood loaf

The act of stimulating the penis in an effort to make it look as large as possible while still mostly flaccid, likely in anticipation of showing it off.
Dude, Gina wanted to skinny dip last night. Me being a grower and not a shower, you know damn well I gave myself a hollywood loaf before I got naked.
by xxHOTTKARLxx December 12, 2016
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Unfold the Loaf

Unfold the Loaf, verb, means to pull out your penis.

Source: I am Rapaport, Stereo Podcast #132, Michael Rapaport
Hey baby, you are so fine, let me unfold the loaf.
by TMAdam August 24, 2016
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