jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

by Ecktamine September 20, 2015

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

Slip jab

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls

After my date last night I slip jabbed my self

by B76B011 September 24, 2016

jab

a girl who goes by the name gloria who has unique fashion and a good sense of humor.

“omg did you see that jab over there?”
“oh, you mean gloria?”

by C0rmaq November 28, 2021

lizard jab

Lizard Jab (verb) To quickly and forcefully tongue punch a willing anus

Sean delivered an efficent lizard jab, quickly ending the argument and the evening at the movies.

by Toobie doobie November 2, 2023

Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!

If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew

by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016

jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.

One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."

by herumgirl November 23, 2013