jabbed all up the lip

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.
If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.
by mainframejeff July 10, 2009
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JAB

A GROUP OF YOUTUBERS THAT ARE BOUND TO BLOW UP SO YOU SHOULD INVEST IN JAB
DID YOU WATCH THE NEW JAB VIDEO? OMG YES IT WAS SO DAMN GOOD
by ZUUU September 08, 2021
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jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.
Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!
by Big Grizzly October 01, 2012
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jab

a girl who goes by the name gloria who has unique fashion and a good sense of humor.
“omg did you see that jab over there?”
“oh, you mean gloria?”
by C0rmaq November 28, 2021
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Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016
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Jab

Ho cuz! I met up with this hot, fat chick last night. We jabbed all night long.
by ChiefTripod June 21, 2023
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Jabbing

It is the action of jerking off into you hands and rubbing it on as after shave to attract your next jab
If your shaving you should be jabbing
by Rogèrio July 31, 2022
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