Grinching

Having a large, surprising erection from a penis of below-average size.

The term is derived from the climax of Dr. Seuss’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: “And what happened, then? Well, in Whoville they say — that the Grinch’s small heart grew three sizes that day.”

“That ho was so fine, I was grinching before we even got back to her dorm!” Xander exclaimed, “it was about time to I laid the rumors of my small dong to rest.”

by DickStinkem January 13, 2023

grinchful

to be rude, or grouchy

Oscar was being grinchful as he blurted insults into the crowd

by Lowluhh February 4, 2021

grinche

The opposite of a smile

This ad break makes me grinche.

by grinche2 February 3, 2023

Slinchin’ a Grinch

Taking a shit. The frayed tapering turd end looks the top of Grinch’s head. Typically an effortless slide out. Hence the “slinchin’” not pinchin’.

Man that combo late got me ready for slinchin’ a grinch!

by FonzFTW August 13, 2024

Grinched

In sports, to be completely inept on defense, unable to stop even the simplest of plays.

USC's defense grinched that game away.

WTF?!?! 42 points and we grinched that into a loss?

by Kraken Rum November 5, 2023

Reverse Grinching

When something is so horrible it shrinks your heart 3 times as small

That holocaust joke was so bad I'm reverse grinching

by Scortese August 21, 2016

purple grinch

He is a Leo♌

Da Purple Grinch is one of a kind

by Peppito November 22, 2021