by TaporChoke January 18, 2008
A person who is naturally an overly confident pest in every situation when In reality they are actually a loser.
by Cuzzo Papi March 5, 2018
by 87 Heavy September 7, 2018
A tall gangily skinny guy that is awkward and clumsy. It is assumed he has small undersized balls, similiar in size to a gerbil's balls.
That nerdlinger was trying to play soccer but took a ball in the nuts, but he was ok vecause he had gerbil balls.
by Uberuberduder October 13, 2017
The time of day you inject gerbils into your system. One cage is at the mouth, one at the asshole, and gerbils are let in to explore until one is turned inside out by the gerbil conga. Done at exactly 11:14AM preferably on tuesdays. Popular with gay men. The time of day is incredibly important to those performing the act for symbolic reasons. Time specific gerbilling
by EwoksinspaceUrbanDictionary December 27, 2017
A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.
by Thug wanna June 23, 2023
Man: I’m bored of these positions, can we try something new?
Woman: How about we gerbil?
Man: What’s that?
Woman: It’s where you insert gerbils into your ass for pleasure.
Man: Let’s do it!!!!
Woman: How about we gerbil?
Man: What’s that?
Woman: It’s where you insert gerbils into your ass for pleasure.
Man: Let’s do it!!!!
by Urdickismine December 2, 2021