by WCWlonglostgrandaughter June 27, 2021

Without death, taxes/bills/paychecks, other people's lives/business/celebrities, or sports/music, there are people who wouldn't have anything to say or talk about (or not much besides money if they did). They'd mostly be full of comebacks and either say the same insult back you just said to them, or sometimes out of desperation, they'd call somebody a name before anybody else would have enough time to.
The girl wouldn't have much to say without death, taxes, celebrities, sports, or music (a little bit of science or spirituality every now and then she might talk about).
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2019

Picture a really small mouse that just happens to also be the master of all things. Then one day he doesn't like you.
by Epel the Weely-boy Monster (It's ePEEL) July 20, 2003

the old wive's tale that your hair and teeth still grow after you die is wordbullshit/word. Your skin shrinks, making it appear as if your nails and hair grow.
by tin ass September 10, 2003

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

a being who is in control of death, the highest muderer. He dominates all who die and resides in Hell, only few have ever been on deaths safe side
by House of Death December 2, 2007

1. Whenever u meet Chuck Norris you experience a weird sensation, it is called death
2. When you fart silently, it is the nastiest fart u could take
3. When u fall in a grave
2. When you fart silently, it is the nastiest fart u could take
3. When u fall in a grave
by Awesomedude32 February 16, 2009
