Cooch Shooter

When a woman has the skill to launch an object from her vagina

Brenna, a master Cooch Shooter, launched a peanut from her stool across the counter

by Pmdono May 14, 2016

kingda cooch

A vagina that has a knack for getting its period at the wrong times, particularly when the mood is right. Habitual breakdowns and failures to operate properly (much like the Kingda-Ka roller coaster in Six Flags). General non-participation with intercourse especially when the owner is on board.

I havent gotten any in a week bc of my gf's kingda cooch

by coochpooch June 5, 2010

That’s straight Cooch

When any couple does something weird or sexual.

Cuh, do you see them over there, “That’s straight cooch.”

by Pudgie8419 April 17, 2020

Cooch Braille

Rubbing a vagina with your fingers. Masturbation of a chick.

I'm well versed in cooch braille...... I'm good with my fingers.

by WakeUp2016 December 4, 2016

Cooch Pouch

A roll of fat between the stomach and genital area, also more commonly known as a gunt.

John: I was sitting down when all of a sudden this person who was standing close reached over to grab a flyer above me and nearly suffocated me with their cooch pouch.

Mike: *shaking his head*

by smilesalot February 6, 2014

Cooch Cremé

Often mistaken as a cosmetic product, Cooch Cremé is in fact a by-product of Busting ones Igler (AKA. popping their cherry) Cooch Cremé has a similar consistency to cottage cheese.

Damn Son, you busted the Igler wide open and got Cooch Cremé everywhere!

by Beegan January 23, 2017

Cooch Capture

A photo of a woman's vagina generally sent over a text

" Erica just sent me a Cooch Capture while I was showing my parents a video, I'm so screwed. "

by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023