bestie bitch

people who use bestie in every sentence

the personification of the gen z hospital skit

1: hey bestie in the bathroom rn farting his cum out of my asshole

2: stfu such a bestie bitch

by qunank May 17, 2021

Bestie With Benifits

When 2 or 3 Best friends with sexual urges want to have sex but want to remain best friends. Not recommended for guys or girls who get jealous, clingy, over attached or emotional. Also do not forget you are bestie still. Not fuck buddies. You BWB!
Gender combanations: m4m m4w m4t m4mm m4mw m4wt w4w w4ww w4t t4t t4tt

Bestie With Benifits When 2 or 3 Best friends with sexual urges want to have sex but want to remain best friends. Not recommended for guys or girls who get jealous, clingy, over attached or emotional. Also do not forget you are bestie still. Not fuck buddies. You BWB!
Gender combanations: m4m m4w m4t m4mm m4mw m4wt w4w w4w
Girl: So jill, you know how me and Mike are like Besties for-ev's? Yeah well since me and Nico broke up we have been sexually active. And he doesn't even say anything. It's like having a human dildo.

by LITTLE MOO MOO December 4, 2014

Betrayal Bestie

Someone who was your besie and had at least 1- 14 word conversation with you and them betrays you like the little bitch he is. They are found in all shapes and forms. Be care full because your bestie may become a betrayal bestie.

Lauryn: HEY HANSON
Hanson: ...
Lauryn: why are you ignoring me

Hanson: Cause you are embarrassing
Matha: huh seems like at Betrayal Bestie

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers December 5, 2019

Lesbi-bestie

A lesbi-bestie is a straight person best lesbian friend

Susan: hey do you know Janice

Bob: oh yeah she's my lesbi-bestie

by E-pizzel May 25, 2018

bass bestie

it's when you're best friend is a pomegranate.

Zack: Bro my sis has a bass bestie
Ash: damn bro

by TJayDJ June 18, 2021

Bestiest Bestie

Better than besties obvi. Always talking together. Always have your back. Always always make up. LOVE fighting each other. Tell each other EVERYTHING. Have a love-hate relationship. One bestie is very child-like and other is very mature. One bestie is WAY smarter than the other. Keep each other in check. Tend to hangout often. Do very idiotic things together. Want to make each other happy at all times. Acknowledge that everything they say is important. Can always come over without asking for permission. Support each other no matter what. Give each other gifts!! Take time to think of how thankful they are for the other!! Always flip each other off! But all in all bestiest besties are for lifers!!

wow.. that’s my bestiest bestie FOR REAL.

by Anonymous1070 July 24, 2022

Festie Bestie

That friend that you can always count on to go to a show or festival with you

Emilee: Should we get tickets for that music festival next weekend?
Amber: Of course, I'm your Festie Bestie.

by BZ_BB_843 February 18, 2022