british dip

to place ones asshole on tip of nose until victim (preferable sleeping or unconcious) gags due to unbarable stinch of brown eye and grundle, once victim gags and opens mouth to breath fresher air one would drop balls in mouth, thus completing the british dip. continue until statisfied with shaming of victim

Laney got so fucked up off of vodka and water he passed out on the kitchen floor and got britished dipped 7 times.

by danny paden July 11, 2004

British Cooking

The act of unpacking, and in some cases heating food for the purpose of consumption.

Goose Dail: Are you cooking?
Edgar Leak, opening the door of the microwave: British cooking!

by JohnDAubray July 3, 2020

British inflection

When someone isn’t British but acts and sounds British to the point they are mistaken to be British. Usually not being from British descent they just naturally come off as if they were born there.

“They have a British inflection despite being from Australia”

by Numulic February 20, 2023

British Empire

British Empire was biggest infrastructure development company ever existed. They built infrastructure across the world for free of cost. It was dismantled after World War 2. British Empire was also part time colonial empire. They are best known for infrastructure in India.

Indian guy - Hey! You know British Empire developed infrastructures in my country!

British guy - Yeah, I know!

by Least racist from Texas October 23, 2022

British cowgirl

British cowgirl meaning :
• fav word is yee yee

• being lost 24/7🥴
• vegan🌱
• skinnyism🙏✨
• comedian🤪
• best british accent🇬🇧

• obsessed with Phil Swift🤩🤤
• has 1006 bfs🤫💕

Human : “ IM UR BIGGEST FAN💕🤩”
British cowgirl : “ ofc u are 🤠🤙🏼”

by British cowgirl🤠🇬🇧 April 18, 2019

British mouth

Teeth that are horribly crooked and sometimes in the wrong spot

Guy 1: how did your blind date go last night!

Guy 2: dude that girl had British mouth like I've never seen

by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 28, 2019

British Columbia

The best Canadian province that sits north of the best US state.

The part of Canada I will likely move to since the US has gone down the shitter.

1: Hey where are you going?
2: British Columbia.
1: Why?
2: Because retarded Republinazi's made America a horrible country that I can no longer tolerate.

by Spectacular December 25, 2007