Kiddy Fiddler

Anyone with the username Galaxy is a Kiddy Fiddler. He tends to touch kiddies in his basement.

911: What's your emergency?
You: "I'M BEING ATTACKED BY A KIDDY FIDDLER!"
911: "Does he have Galaxy in his username?"
You: "YES!!"
911: "OMG! I WILL GET THE FBI AND ATTACK HELICOPTERS!"

by Helpmer1223 June 29, 2019

Kiddy Fiddler

A generally 47 year old man or older that looks at kids like that, he will say he needs help finding his puppy and that you need to take of all your clothes and cover yourself in peanut butter to see it. no I'm not talking from experience.

Kiddy Fiddler: Hey kids you want to see my new puppy
Dwarf That Looks Like A Child: FECK OFF YOU KIDDY FIDDLER

by Swinzinho April 27, 2019

Kiddie Pool

When two or more males ejaculate into a cup of water and mix it together to have their kids (sperm) swim in the pool

Yo! lets go to my house and have a kiddie pool!

by TheRealPoopDaddy April 14, 2020

Kiddy Bits

a cereal consisting of kiddies.

9 out of 10 pedophiles eat kiddy bits.

by bread infection November 30, 2009

Kiddie fiddler

This is BEKAHS best friend she has known him for ages and loves him very much!!! He talks to little kids and also bekah!!

BEKAHS bestie is the kiddie fiddler✌🏻

by RRSMEMBER April 16, 2019

Kiddie Crack

Code word used by adults for Pixy Stix, Pop Rocks, Kool-Aid, and Giant Pixy Stix. Any sugary candy kids love.

Yo, they're selling kiddie crack 2 for 5. Stock up, man.

by BabydollDame22 September 2, 2016

kiddie porn

illegal shit. Kid having s*x with a another kid or adult having s*x with a kid. It is similar to lolicon and shotacon.

kiddie porn is so damn disgusting. why the fuck would u search up a kid having *** with another kid or adult?

by igotitallHANDLED June 7, 2022