hum-zoo

short for human zoo..
a train wreck
picture lions runnig around the park, chasing zebras.. the monkeys are throwing shit at the guests

Friend 1:Dude, stay away from her she's a zoo
Friend 2: What?
Friend 1: a hum-zoo

by wstsdgrl March 12, 2008

Zoo-Buddy

n. \zü-bădēē\

1. A qualified professor released from a zoo.

2. A person acting like Zoo-Buddy.

Student1: "What's wrong with this guy?"
Student2: "Oh, don't you know, he's Zoo-Buddy"

by Student-3 February 20, 2009

zoo crew

additional types of people who
look like animals.

for example of zoo crew
michelle looks like a frog
erika looks like a pig
ganessa looks like a flamingo
myda looks like a rat

by EssentialQuestions January 5, 2008

Zoo bee

The true and right way of saying 'zombie' (not be be confused with a bee in a zoo).

"OH NO THERE'S GOING TO BE A ZOO BEE APOCALYPSE!"

"LOOK ITS A ZOO BEE COMING OUT OF THE GROUND!"

by SoMeThInGwhatSoMeThInG December 1, 2020

Zoo Job

When a giraffe licks your anus while a monkey nibbles on your nipples gently.

Bill got caught getting a zoo job and now can’t even watch animal planet.

by Patriots061 January 6, 2022

pooping zoo

Pooping zoo is a term that is used to define when a lot of people die at the same time

Omgg that was a pooping zoo

by Borisjonson69 November 20, 2021

Zoo-OP!

Pronounced "Zoooooooooo-OP!" Interjection. A nonsensical, random word used to express vague hyperness or happiness or to defuse tense situations.

You (with a major sugar rush) "Zooooooo-OP!"

School Principal: "Your performance in school is bad, blah blah blah, suspension, blah blah blah mumble."

You: "Zooo-OP!"

Zoo-OP!

by Zozo the Cat February 2, 2010