Textenade

To serenade another through texting.

You. Are. So. Beautiful.. To Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

"I love when you textenade me."

by Bunky Bowes August 27, 2012

texterbating

texterbating is sexually suggestive banter carried out between cyberhorndogs!

hey bro ive been texterbating with clair for 3 days im ready for a nap!

by shiningfame June 17, 2012

Textersation

A conversation carried over text... Usually more wordy than something along the lines if the universally hated 'k'.

Dude: hey babe what's up?
Chick: not much...
Dude: great convo
Chick: excuse me, we aren't face to face. This is a textersation

by 57974 June 11, 2013

textied

When one becomes so engulfed in a text message conversation, that they become detatched from all human interaction and are momentarily oblivious to their surroundings.

Sancho: "Hey cochise, did you just catch a word I just said to you hombre? The chihuahua just humped and ejaculated on your leg mang."

Cochise: "Hey sorry essayy, this seniorita had me textied. Can you get me a hand towel my friend."

by m3eddie December 7, 2013

Textervention

An intervention performed via text to save someone from the effects of their lack of sobriety

Irene was blowing up Agatha's phone with irrational, drunk texts about her bae... Agatha performed a textervention to back her away from the ledge.

by DivaPP November 24, 2014

Textease

v: the act of text messaging someone in order to tease them in a playful way. Related to sexting though not exclusively sexual.

My boyfriend was such a textease all day!

by hydroxamate March 29, 2017

Texterical

When you're not funny in person, but funny as hell when you text people

Kasey was swag in front of a crowd, but was texterical clicking on her Galaxy 8

by BobbyIce May 20, 2018